Helldivers 2 Temporarily Bans ‘Procreation’ After Soldiers Failed The Last Major Order

March 23, 2024 Marc Marasigan Comments

The Federation of Super Earth will be denying all C-01 permit applications after Helldivers 2 players failed the last major order to rid Fori Prime and Zagon Prime of any and all enemies. While the stalwart soldiers of Super Earth succeeded in liberating Fori Prime, they were unfortunately unable to secure a foothold on Zagon Prime. As punishment, all citizens of Super Earth are banned from getting their freak on, presumably until they get their act together and complete the next major order.

“The expansion of our citizens to new planets will be reduced in-line with the reduction of expected Element 710 to be produced,” the post-mission dispatch reads. “Further procreation applications will be denied until further notice.”

Some divers, however, have apparently received conflicting dispatches stating that they succeeded in completing the major order. “Fori Prime and Zagon Prime have been liberated, and millions of metric tons of highly valuable Terminid biomass is ready for recovery,” the dispatch reads. “The Terminid population has been reduced to more natural levels, resulting in greater well-being for the aliens themselves.” The galactic map begs to differ.

Meanwhile, a new major order is now in effect, ordering Helldivers to gain control of four Terminid planets in three days: the fire-tornado planet of Hellmire, Crimsica, Estanu, and the recently liberated Fori Prime. You’ll get 35 Medals should you succeed in carrying out the new major order, and possibly the ability to pro-create again.